Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Live Blogs: K.A.G. Annual National Youth Conference 2015, Day 4 (The Last Day)

Friday, 24th April, 2015 (Day 4 - The Final Day)
Campus gate
8.00am
Good morning good people.
Let's get it on with this...

8.05am
Today is the last day of the conference and I bet this one my last post in this series of posts live from the Conference.
(It has been interesting following up on events and posting live from this side of the world.) 
Over this time, my relationship with Android battery savers is becoming bitter by the day. My battery's battery charge is draining at steroid-induced speeds. 
Okay, putting aside my Android woes, lemme remind you that we were warned yesterday that today is gonna be slightly overcrowded with activities. We are likely to do a lot today in such a small amount of time... 

8.53am
I'm here sipping this tea (not as fake as the one I drank the other day) and I'm seeing these photo stands/booths. Okay, just to be fair here, who still takes photos within photo stands/booths? Huh? With all those colors and initials all over you in a photo?
Musicians and various instruments
9.03am
I'm one hour late to enter the hall. Dang. (It seems I have that "be late but be cool" bug remotely installed in my flesh...)
From a distance, I can see former Muslim young people (a couple that is now married) speaking about something they are calling HOPE FOR AFRICA. (I'll let them remain anonymous for security purposes.)
The story is being told by the husband, and this is what he is saying;
1. Africans believed in false deities in the past.
2. Europeans came to bring the message of the Gospel to Africans - a picture of Abraham in the book of Genesis when he flew to Africa to escape drought.
3. The Ethiopian eunuch is probably the first Christian missionary of the current dispensation.
4. God has been using Africa to reveal His glory. Although there is persecution, the Gospel still has to spread. Even terrorists can get saved.
(He now gives a testimony of a terrorist that got saved. And then he shows us a video clip on salvation to the Islamic population and our role in bringing them the good news. I can't see the video clearly because I'm not strategically placed.) 

9.25am
We are now giving towards the couple's missionary work to the Muslims. They need at least KSh 100,000 per month. 

9.33am
Under the guidance of Rev Jeff Kennedy, we're now stretching our hands and praying for the couple.
He then heads straight away to preaching...

Speaker - Rev Jeff Kennedy 
Text - 2 Timothy 3:16-17 (NIV)  
All Scripture is God-breathed and is useful for teaching, rebuking, correcting and training in righteousness, so that the man of God may be thoroughly equipped for every good work.
Topic - Back to the Basics (Pathways to Freedom) 

Sermon Notes:-
1. Other gods don't bring surety of a future to their followers and believers. Only Christ offers that assurance. Christianity, in its nature of an individual relating with the creator, brings about change in the believer.
2. A believer, through the Holy Spirit that dwells in him/her, is able to discern the things of God.
3. Christians should seek transformation by the LORD. (Romans 12:1)
4. Overcoming the flesh is also a challenge we face while trying to live godly lives. (Colossians 3:7). We shouldn't have time to do the very things we used to do while we were still sinners.
5. Transformation is not a one day thing, but it happens day by day while striving to walk righteously on the path of salvation. The work of renewal is not mine, but of Christ who dwells in me by His Spirit. By this, my conscience is cleansed so that I can serve Christ freely.
6. The four purposes of God's Word that are the pathways to my freedom are;
(a) Come to God's Word as His student - come while ready to be taught. The Word instructs me on what I can do. It's God's Word which when applied, the supernatural is revealed.
(b) Come to God's Word while ready to be rebuked. (He uses an analogy of electricity to describe how careful we are about rebuke when electricity is involved.) The Word warns us to do something or not.
(c) Come to God's Word while ready for correction. The Word brings us back to the right path whenever we are losing the way.
(d) Come to God's Word while ready to be trained in righteousness. We must be disciplined in training by His Word. When we continue listen to God's Word but are not ready to put it in practice, we are like the person Christ talked about in Matthew 7:26-27 >> "But everyone who hears these words of mine and does not put them into practice is like a foolish man who built his house on sand. The rain came down, the streams rose, and the winds blew and beat against that house, and it fell with a great crash." 

(After sermon prayer.) 

10.30am
30 minutes break. 
(And my mind wanders again >> Oh, didn't I hear that this chiq was gonna get married last year? *Nods head towards the direction where she is* Yes, this one? Okay, this also is none of my business. I know.)
(Ladies, here also is an interesting article for your personal reading >> Why Christian Women Need to Stop Waiting on Men | RELEVANT Magazine)

11.10am
Two dance groups do their cool stuff. I can't share the videos today, but I'll upload them to my YouTube channel and add to this post in due time. 
 
Guys rehearsing during break time
11.25am
Praise and worship. Man, why is it that stuff only gets better on the grand finale? Why? Why does awesomeness hide until the last day?
(Whoopers are now whooping like whoa!!) 

11.43am
District Youth Directors introductions. 

11.55am
Guys from ETS Buruburu KAG are here. ETS (Equipping the Saints Program) has been in existence since 2009.
1. What is ETS? It is a program that helps us read, understand and apply the Bible in our day to day lives wherever we are.
2. It is a discipleship program.
(One of the ladies from the team shares her life story and how ETS has been helpful - its members have been supportive)
3. It is designed to help reach people, organize ourselves and plan in a manner that the LORD will bless our plans.
4. It makes every saint a reproducing vessel.
5. Enables us discover God's Will for our lives, develop character, helps in developing interpersonal relationships and become better leaders.
6. Redefines discipleship and service by the help of the Holy Spirit. Helps us apply God's Word.
7. Matthew 24:3-50 > servants in a household > Christ asks if these servants will be found faithful in service when the Master (Himself) comes back.
8. There is a graduation ceremony at the end of the program.
9. It also has a feeding program for needy people in the slums and are involved in evangelism.
10. 1 Samuel 27:1 (But David thought to himself, "One of these days I will be destroyed by the hand of Saul. The best thing I can do is to escape to the land of the Philistines. Then Saul will give up searching for me anywhere in Israel, and I will slip out of his hand.") The above scripture is a good example of what is seen even today in many reprobates - giving up and deciding to fight against God and His people or plans.
The program has three phases. 
(Another lady shares why it is important for youth to be empowered through this program.) :-
1. Christianity is shallow mostly because most Christians are not rooted in the Word.
2. ETS, just like Christ did with His disciples, spends time with individuals in order to mentor us.
3. This program equips all of us equally.
4. "The Lord is our strength" is the tagline behind ETS. This program has various products or media items we may buy. It'll begin live on Vision TV from May 2, 2015.

12.33pm
I've just posted yesterday's events as a blog. Rev Jeff Kennedy's wife says hi.
The best three Bible Trivia/Challenge winners are being awarded. She's the one handing over the gifts to them. Each of the guys is being awarded money equivalent to the price of a Bible. That should be approximately KSh 500, right? Rev Jeff Kennedy and the wife are offered a gift too. 
(Yeah, and I'm realizing that I'm just doing alright without those clumsy battery savers) 
 
Campus as viewed from outside
12.51pm
I'm now hungry. There's a lady from CIC Insurance Group. She is here in the name of partnering with KAG youth. That's okay. She's encouraging us (youth) to acquire a saving culture. We may join by acquiring the various products offered by CIC e.g. Jijenge Savings Plan.
Ruth Njihia (of CIC Insurance Group too), a member of KAG, says the following:-
1. She'll talk about money and insurance.
2. Issues to do with money and its use change as one advances in life.
3. When we acquire a savings plan, it makes our tomorrow more manageable through building a "personal safety net" e.g. through a Contingency Plan which secures one's future (or the future of the partner or children if married.)
4. There are two types of saving plans: one where you get a lumpsum (after every three years) or the other which pays you monthly.
5. Since 1978, CIC Insurance Group has been helping people have personal savings. They have 22 branches spread across the country and another in South Sudan. 

1.15pm
Various announcements from Pst Sammy:-
1. There will be a leadership seminar and training at KAG Youth Centre, Nakuru from 20th to 24th July for all the district officials. Charges are KSh 500 per person.
2. 21st to 27th September, 2015 > youth mission to Marakwet District. Charges to be verified later.
3. October and November > National Youth Office visits to all districts across Kenya.
4. Next year's National Youth Conference will be in Kitale. (Co-hosted by 5 districts: Kitale, Mt Elgon, Moi's Bridge, Kapenguria and Turkana.)
Dates: as from 19th April, 2016.

1.25pm
Editor of "The Eagle Magazine" has offers in this month's edition. The magazine is KSh 100 per copy. 

1.30pm
The longest lunch break so far.
(This dude is buzzing a tune right into my left ear as we line up for food. Dude, I don't need your music.) 
Food being served to guests and leaders
2.26pm
#NowPlaying some cool techno Gospel music >> Hang On (Dave Aude Radio Edit Remix) by Plumb.
As I'm seated here creating a techno Gospel music playlist, some guy has a case. I mean, there are two chiqs in his phonebook called, let's say, "Ann" (not real name), and he happened to text one last evening thinking that it is the other. Nukes are now being targeted at him lady style. Phew!! He's gotta get some anti-nukeoids for this. His bad.

4.00pm
There is this chiq from Eldoret who lost her iPhone 4S. Yes, you heard me right and I actually verified it. It was an iPhone 4S! So I ask her, "Hey, when, how, etc etc did you lose it?" and she tells me how. And she wants me to help her track it. So we delve into those useless iOS devices lectures that include petty details on iCloud. com, Apple devices and accounts, security, vulnerability, Google Maps, Android security (because Android's security ecosystem is simpler to explain and understand) and we end up somewhere hopeful.
Her device runs iOS 8 which makes it easier to locate via www.iCloud.com ...
I will spare you the useless details tho... 

5.00pm
#NowPlaying Alive by Hillsong Young & Free. Yes, my techno playlist is still on. And, by the way, when is Plumb's latest album "Exhale" coming out? Oooh well... 

6.21pm
In my strolls within the campus farm, I spot guys on some kind of date... And a guy praying loudly 100m away.

7.33pm
Ninjas from Busia District who have won the football trophy and were to be awarded money equivalent to the price of the trophy they have won twice, are heckling seriously over payment. It seems they're smelling something fishy.

8.09pm
Lemme now get you something to calm your reading nerves for now >> 10 Things Young Singles in Romantic Relationships Ought to Know 

Me... I look weird, right?

8.45pm
Back inside for the finale!!
Let's dooo thiiis!!

Preacher - Pastor Sammy Kihu Mwangi 
Text - Hebrews 2:1-4 (NIV) "We must pay more careful attention, therefore, to what we have heard, so that we do not drift away. For if the message spoken by angels was binding, and every violation and disobedience received its just punishment, how shall we escape if we ignore such a great salvation? This salvation, which was first announced by the Lord, was confirmed to us by those who heard him. God also testified to it by signs, wonders and various miracles, and gifts of the Holy Spirit distributed according to his will."

Notes:-
1. We need to pay more attention because we have received a far greater message by a far greater messenger.
2. When we don't follow instructions, it is somehow unforgivable if you mess in life.
3. Our excuses can not save us from the penalty of our disobedience towards what we have heard.
4. Personal questions posed by the preacher: What is that one thing I'll remember about this conference? And what am I going to do about it? 

9.58pm
Various awards and prizes are being given to winners in the following categories:
1. Monthly STL offering - prize given to Nyandarua District.
2. Youth Day offering - prize given to Kitale District.
3. 10% Monthly offering - prize given to Nairobi District.
4. Top three most improved districts: Moi's Bridge, Vihiga and Loitoktok.
5. Overall giving - prize given to Nairobi District.
6. Soccer winners - prize given to Busia District (they carry away KSh 35,000.)

10.06pm
Final prayers and a priestly benediction from the National Youth Director. 


This is my last writing tonight. We're leaving tomorrow morning at 4.00am.
Let's meet again when I come back to blog on our kawaida stuff. (I'm now feeling like a reporter/journalist, lol.)


Bonface Morris.

Live Blogs: K.A.G. Annual National Youth Conference 2015, Day 3

Thursday, 23rd April, 2015 (Day 3)

6.00am
The first thing I'm doing this morning is uninstalling DU Battery Saver Pro. This thing is a hoax. I bet I'll have to reinstall that Battery Doctor thingy or quit using Android battery savers for good.

9.00am
I'm in. The praise and worship is great this morning. Christ has done something to these guys, I promise. They sound better and with a better sense of direction to where they are "taking" us.
(Today is World Book Day by the way, if you didn't know. Read a book or two, quote your favorite author etc etc. Become one of those fake pundits who show off how "well read" they are or have become...)
Parking lot and Eastern side of the administration block
9.05am
The Assistant National Youth Director welcomes the National Youth Director onto the podium.

9.13am
Then the guest speaker stands up to minister today earlier than he did yesterday.

Here's the sermon:-

Speaker - Rev. Jeff Kennedy.
Text - 1 Samuel 3:1-10 (the story of the call of one Samuel)
Topic - Back to the Basics (A Call to Priesthood)

(Before I roll down to today's sermon notes, I'm now having a strong feeling that very few preachers stick to a theme. Very few preachers preach with relation to a theme... I see this all the time...)

Sermon Notes:-
1. We are priests, just like Christ - a kingdom of priests.
2. Samuel is born for one purpose: to become an extraordinary priest representing Israel to God.
3. Somewhere "in the middle of the night", God also wants to speak to our lives.
4. We need to be alert to know what God wants to speak to and about us in such a time.
5. Unlike Samuel who didn't understand that the LORD was calling him, we need to read His Word and know what He is saying; and later be ready to obey Him.
6. Wherever we have been called in our professions or work places or homes or schools or churches, we are priests in those places to influence the people we engage with for God's extraordinary plan. We need to understand that we are priests wherever we are for the sake of God.
7. Functions of priesthood;
(a) Represent God to people
(b) Represent people to God
Altar call.

10.30am
Break.
STL (Speed the Light) tings.
Districts are preparing to give the STL offerings. We have a total of 32 KAG districts in Kenya (not administratively separated.) 

(This is when we happen to take the photo below.) 
Part of guys from Kakamega
11.45am
Guys at Vision TV marketing their youth friendly programmes.
CIC Insurance Group is also here, selling their products.
I've switched sitting places for the time being due to this STL thing.

12.18pm
Rev. Jeff Kennedy coming in to foresee STL (Speed The Light) offering giving. The offerings are towards supporting missionary work.
This is what he says:-
1. STL is not about the money but people.
2. We're giving to those in need.
3. We should give to our neighbors even when we feel they don't deserve it.
4. We should give to the undeserving for Christ did the same. We are not for our own selves only. Give mercy, give forgiveness, give prayer etc.
5. When we give, it'll be given back to us.
6. Through events like STL, God funds our dream of reaching more people.
(Again, as a side note, remember this: while in a conference meeting, shut to ears to anything everyone's saying against it. Open your mind to what the LORD is doing and you'll be blessed.) 
The guy from CIC Insurance Group talking about their products
12.40pm
STL offering itself.
Giving is per district - 32 districts in total.
The project is buying our National Youth Director a car worthy 2million Kenya shillings.

13.30pm
After giving our KSh. 12,000 STL contribution as Kakamega District, I'm back to posting yesterday's blog.

(And it is this time I'm now learning about Google's Project Fi. They're saying it's ready to roll out. That sounds good because the modern world will be able to access a working network anywhere in the world...)

(Also, Charles Stanley (you should know him) Declines an Award after Jews Question His Views on Gays is another headline I'm reading as they count that STL money.
Okay, if you don't know him (Dr Charles Stanley), then you know his son, Andy Stanley, right? Andy Stanley of "Your Move With Andy Stanley" podcast? If you don't know either or both of them, you're dead. Hah. You should know people. You should know people who speak sensible and beautiful stuff.
Read their family story of divorce, separation and reunion here and here. Theirs is a very moving story.)

2.14pm
Back to STL stuff...
Nairobi takes away the STL trophy by raising a whooping KSh. 218,315. This is absolutely awesome!!
The total amount raised is KSh. 829,221. (Including a contribution from the guest speaker, Rev Jeff Kennedy).
Order of the top five districts with amounts raised:
1. Nairobi District - KSh 218,315
2. Uasin Gishu District - KSh 44,850
3. Mombasa District - KSh 41139
4. Mt. Kenya District - KSh 30,590
5. Eastern District - KSh 27,475
Rev Jeff Kennedy
3.15pm
There is an incidence that we are called as leaders to solve which involves gossip about something without supporting evidence. Just useless gossip that sweeps away people, tarnishes others' image and destroys relationships. Words can't be withdrawn; even after forgiveness is offered, words cannot be undone. That's the point.

3.30 - 7.00pm
My phone goes off.
But that's after watching this guy blabber about I don't know what for around 2hours.
Guys break for games... And I gotta go out for a walk...
(Several guys from our District have been trickling in one by one. We are around 36 or so people from Kakamega District by now.)

7.44pm
Diner time.

8.30pm
Back inside the hall.
And The Bible Challenge is back. Reloaded. It is way better than it was yesterday. (I guess first attempts always create room for improvement.)
15 districts are contesting today. Ours is represented by one John Githanga.
Yesterday's winners (5 out of the 15 that competed yesterday) compete with today's winners (5 out of the 15 that just competed.) We come out at position 9. Not bad. Mt. Kenya District emerge as winners.

(I've spotted one ninja wearing an orange suit and a pink tie on a black shirt. ORANGE!! SMH.)

(Also, there are news floating all over the place of stuff that happened today at the Groove Awards Nominations, 2015. Grasp the news on the links below;
I Love You BRO: WILLY PAUL And BAHATI Prayed For And HUG Each Other In Public [IN PICTURES] and Willy Paul slams accusers by bringing his mother to Groove Awards Nominations)

22.56pm
Good night people, let's do this again tomorrow.

For #KAGNYC2015 #NYC2015


Bonface Morris.

Thursday, April 23, 2015

Live Blogs: K.A.G. Annual National Youth Conference 2015, Day 2

Wednesday, 22nd April, 2015 (Day 2)
 
Scrapbook moments
7.00am
It seems like a fine day, this one. I've woken up late and it is therefore likely that I won't be taking breakfast. But I decide otherwise: to drink that fake tea the mama chai at the gate makes. 

8.30am
Some noisy but average praise right here... Average praise and worship. I guess it'll pick up with time... I choose to sit at the furthest end of the hall (a 3,000 capacity hall) - onto the left hand side of the preacher. 

The Hall
8.40am
There's a power blackout right in the middle of the worship service!! (I later learn that the amplifier had failed.) There's nothing as staining to a worship leader as leading thousands of people without the backup of instruments and microphones. Let's see how it fairs on... First days are always very complicated logistically. 

8.56am
Power ain't back yet, but the activities are on. 

9.04am
Presentations time. There's a guy here. Paul Mwai (or something close to that) is his name. I can't hear whatever he's singing. It's either he's singing in English or in Kiyuk or both. But guys clap before he's done - and that simply means that he's boring. 

9.11am
A lady is on the platform. (I'm sorry I can't take their photos because I'm kinda 60m away. Yeah, this hall is that big). From this time onwards, there are guys coming up to sing their own song compositions and all kinds of other presentations.
There is a projector over there but it seems these technicians are not ready to put it to good use.
Another guy just sang - a good worship song actually. There's another one with team building gestures.

9.28am
All the presentations upto now are peculiarly weird. And you still ask me why I don't sing at conferences? Come on!
Some guy just played us: he went there to present and did nothing. He just stood there, did nothing and came out from the podium.
Within the hall. (Focused from the furthest part of the left wing)
9.51am
The projector guys are now putting it to good use.
Some chiq attempts to sing Zahara's Loliwe but on a high key. It flops badly. This guy is trying it again. He started well, then changed the key. He has changed the key 3 times!! Dang. We are uninterested already. 

10.32am
And because these guys are boring, lemme read my devotion now. 

10.41am
There is a call to prayer just after I've chronicled and posted yesterday's events.
Guys from Vision TV (a subsidiary of KAG) are here. 

11.00am
Pastor Sammy Kihu Mwangi, the National Youth Director, is on the pulpit. We're excited. He invites this year's guest speaker, Rev. Jeff Kennedy and his wife (Assemblies of God ministers) who've traveled from Michigan USA to minister in the conference. 

Preacher - Rev. Jeff Kennedy
Text - Acts 4:13-15
"When they saw the courage of Peter and John and realized that they were unschooled, ordinary men, they were astonished and they took note that these men had been with Jesus.
But since they could see the man who had been healed standing there with them, there was nothing they could say.
So they ordered them to withdraw from the Sanhedrin and then conferred together."
Topic - Back to the Basics (Living Extraordinary Lives) 

Sermon Notes:
1. God is going to take our ordinary selves and make them extraordinary.
2. The Word is the fundamental thing in spiritual living.
3. We have to learn the essentials to Christian Living in order to be effective in our Christian living.
4. This passage addresses the results of Acts Chapter 3.
(I feel like whooping right now, lol. I can also spot one of the buzzers from the bus yesterday seated a few seats on my right. The dude is dozing. SMH.)
5. God desires to live through us in an extraordinary way. And if we allow Him to, He'll separate us for extraordinary things. We are called for this.
6. Three things we need to understand about miracles or extraordinary things (while considering the beggar that was healed in Acts 3) are:
(a) They are extraordinary events that cause people to ask questions.
(b) Miracles can neither be contained nor covered up.
7. Extraordinary people are;
(a) Courageous
(He now shares his testimony on how he led 30 people to salvation at age 17)
(b) Vocal - be able to speak out
(c) Willing - willing to be sent forth to proclaim what He commands us to.
8. Only Christ will make me/us extraordinary. 

12.12pm
Again, from my observation, guys are plastic here - just like in most courtship stages of relationship. Looking too good, lifting hands without any significance... bla bla bla.

12.18pm
The General Superintendent (Rev/Dr Peter G W Njiri) is in the house. He's invited to great the assembly.
He says that it was part of his agenda for us to be here (at KAG EAST University) this year. He shares on how he's excited when he sees young people serving God, because he started serving Him at age 11.
He shares his vision for the university with us, and what God is doing amongst us.
We read Psalms 32:8 (I will instruct you and teach you in the way you should go; I will counsel you and watch over you.)
A few notes from his speech:-
1. We cannot go astray when we follow the instructions of the LORD and of our leaders.
2. Let's allow the Lord to be our teacher and He'll make a difference out of us.
3. If He guides us, we'll make it in life.
4. Have wisdom and understanding >> Psalms 32:9 "Do not be like the horse or the mule, which have no understanding but must be controlled by bit and bridle or they will not come to you."

1.00pm
Lunch break. 

1.40pm
My music is important. Can't do without it. Now playing The Dream (a 2014 album) - Sanctus Real. 

2.00pm
As I'm chilling here listening to this awesome Sanctus Real stuff, some kid out there is calling their parent: "Ile pesa ulinipatia ya pocket money imeisha". Lol, parents are really in their own kind of trouble. Pesa imeisha after 2 days? Hah! 

2.43pm
I don't feel like going back inside (to the hall). I mean, lunch should be two hours, yes? 

3.05pm
Sports time.
Lucky me.
Oooh, because I've become lazy after the food, lemme check out the hall for a little while...
Meaningless introductions is what I find: you know those ninjas who begin their introduction with "God is good, all the time... And all the time, God is good..."? Those ones? They are here making introductions.
Campus officials introductions. You can guess what they are saying (you've heard it all the time) so I don't have to tell you.
I've learned that the tagline of this campus is "A UNIVERSITY OF TRANSFORMATION" though.
There is a tiny marketing strategy in their speeches. A good one also.
Then there is a Magazine (Christian Times) published every month which we need to buy if interested. 

Administration block
3.24pm
Talk. Talk. And more talk.
What is "being digital"? We are asked.
Then one Mr. Muturi (I think I got the name right) is invited.
He starts by blabbering about his numerous successes and his magnificent profile so that we may know that he ain't a nahbody...
(Oooh well... You talk. We will listen.)
Here's what he says:
1. "Going digital" is all about bringing the Church to the market place.
2. The church is called to guide the world in the market place.
3. The best working and stable companies in the world are not owned by the government but by families. Adam failed in managing his family thus his failure was greater.
(I'm now feeling that this guy is talking about stuff only about 40% of the audience is interested in. Hecklers around me are already saying that he's lying. Lol.)
4. The Church in Kenya is going to have its own cyberspace which will become an owned platform by which it delivers its message in the current generation. It is called the Church Blaze (he, with a team of others created this platform.)
Characteristics of Church Blaze:
(a) It is a social platform
(b) It censors all obscene language
(c) It acts as a communication tool amongst brethren all over the world: pastor-member-pastor.
(d) Made to guide/lead the world in the cyberspace.
(e) Completely owned by the church.
(f) It has an e-commerce platform that is also global.
(Some weaves I'm seeing here tho... The one I've spotted makes the lady look like a gorilla - no pun intended, ladies)
Individuals and churches can join the network via:
Website: www.churchblaze.com or
www.blazebay.com
Phone: 0701-899-251
Or download the Android app: Church Blaze from the Play Store. 

4.15pm
Official sports time. I had wanted to watch this but the place is kilometers away. I ain't going nowhere. Probably tomorrow. 

5.00pm
Kids are buying newspapers, lol. What do they need newspapers for, really? Kids?
And in this free time I'm now thinking: "Hey, why do people always post on social media to tell us of their breakups na huwa hawatuambii wakikatiana?"
Okay, it's none of my business. 

5.30pm
Now browsing through those offline articles from Engadget, news24Kenya and Drippler: a boy's gotta know what's going on in the world, man. 

7.00pm
I'm now what I call "a victim of placement": where you don't know what to do with the lots of time you now have when you are at a different place separate from the usual.
Also, there are incidences that have occurred here that concern food. I won't write about that. Man, food is such a delicate issue... No wonder it was the first and most consequential sin... 

8.44pm
There are relationship thirsty teens all over the place. And did I just smell ile mafuta inaitwa Dipak? Oh my! 

8.50pm
Presentations time, it is. Good ones. Fake ones. Blunt ones. Juicy ones. Tasteless ones. Funny ones.
(The Dipak girls just passed by.)
Some people give their presentation, and they leave you like; "so who told you that you can sing? Your small bruh?"
It seems my guy just got himself a chiq. *Switches on my wait-and-see mode*
This place is full of counterfeits and wannabes. SMH. I guess it is typical of young people, right? 

9.00pm
Bible challenge.
15 districts are competing today, then there will be another 15 for tomorrow. Then it gets boring because they are asking those obvious questions. Questions like: "And He went to Lake Galilee, and saw them fishing, and told them, 'Follow me, for I will make you _____________'". You don't ask me such questions! They aren't challenging me, and if they are not, I'm leaving. So I go to sleep. (Yeah, say whatever you want, but that's how I roll.) 

10.45pm
I'm out. 


Bonface Morris.

Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Live Blogs: K.A.G. Annual National Youth Conference 2015, Day 1

Tuesday, 21st April, 2015 (Day 1)

Let's just say that today is the D-day. We're moving to Kitengela (Kajiado County) for the Kenya Assemblies of God National Youth Conference. The conference will last until Friday this week.
From this day onwards, I'm writing down stuff happening to me and around me in real time...

5.00am - 8.00am
I'm up early. I mean, if I'm up by 5.00am, boy that's way too early. 2 hours early from the normal me.
I'm at the allocated place by 8.00am. Waiting for the bus. We wait till 12pm. These guys have been telling us that they're "around the corner" for way too long. 

12.00pm
It should be epic. Yes, it should be. (And yeah, I just used that word, haha.) Thanks to a few things:
We're in a bus with weird people. They are the kind of people who sing to every song on the bus stereo. Attention freaks. Dang. Weird attention freaks. But let's see what will culminate.
I love traveling except for traveling in a noisy bus. But I'll tolerate it. These two guys on my left side (yeah, bad thing is I didn't get to have a chair next to a window) keep on buzzing in my left ear. Question is can't some people just keep quiet?
The bus
12.30pm
The driver, forgetting that he's in the company of Bible thumbers, puts on Lady Jaydee's song on the bus stereo (I don't know which one but I'm sure it's her voice.) One of the two ninjas - I'll be calling them buzzers from now onwards - stands up to dance. My bad. He's told to sit down but begs to continue dancing saying, "Do not judge". Hah.

12.47pm
The driver is rude. He doesn't turn down the volume even after I've pleaded with him twice. The guy on my left joins the buzzers in their hysteria.
Inside the bus
1.00pm
I'm dozing. I think I'm hungry. The five slices of bread I had in the morning have vanished. Just like that. But lemme lenga it for a while.

1.30pm
I miss them days when I used to charge my phone once in a week. Remember them Nokia 1-somethings of mid-2000s? *Sigh* My phone charge is 78%. (I bet DU Battery Saver Pro is just some type of battery saving hoax... If you are an Android ninja/ninjerette, you know that we have a couple of those.)
The quiet ones in this bus are still as quiet as ever. The noisy ones are shutting up. (Yeah, I knew they will. Eventually.)
I've just spotted a guy with a wedding ring far bigger than his finger. It is hanging on his finger like a necklace. Lol, I'm done here.

2.00pm
Buzzers are asleep. And there's this guy trying to get the actual number of people in the bus - the guy with a white button on a black shirt. Then there's this shop called "Highway Saloon" outside. Saloon? Okay, I think it's the hunger speaking now.

2.13pm
 It seems we have ghost people on the bus. It has a capacity of 50 people but it seems we now have around 54 on board. 4 are unaccounted for. Kenyans!!
Of course it is a hired bus, but there are 4 ghost people. Hah... And they'll never be verified.

2.38pm
Just looking at that inverted writing on the windscreen "SCHOOL BUS" bores me.

3.00pm
Buzzers are back.

3.14pm
Suburbs are full of these churches where a big banner with the pastor, his wife and the name of the ministry are huddled somewhere at the front. I spot one of those on the way.

3.25pm
I've just remembered that a certain High Schooler had texted me an hour ago and I forgot to reply. The bad thing is that texting and an empty stomach don't go together. And considering the rate at which these kids text nowadays, I think I did myself some good by hanging up.
Some song by one of these Kenyan musician pastors is now playing on the stereo - a very common repetitive song.

3.50pm
Some guy comes to chat me up. (The one with a white button in the middle of his black shirt). No dude, I can't talk. I'm in some sort of nodding mode. And, as usual, smiling will make me friendly. I'll seem like I'm listening and that I'm interested.

4.04pm
One of the buzzers (the one who just ate guavas) is now sharing with the white buttoned guy (who I've now learned is called Boaz) on doctrinal controversies amongst Kenyan preachers. I'm still maintaining my stare-watch-nod-smile-and-see mode. My butt is hurting. I'm shifting kiujanja on my seat so that nobody notices my quest for comfort.

4.12pm
I'm now surviving on 2G internet. 59% battery. One of the buzzers is now preaching. Seriously preaching to US. Lol. He's stopped by being given some piece of chapati. Silence. Eating. Silence. Talk between eating. (Repeat.)

4.30pm
The preaching is back on. Everyone on the bus is now alert and listening to these guys. It is raining outside. And, oh, the buzzer is a pastor. (Or so it seems). You should listen to these guys now arguing about pastors' salaries!! They've even made me forget that I'm hungry.
Buzzer-preacher
4.51pm
Someone now requests that we give some offering because the "preaching" from the buzzer-preacher has been powerful and inspiring. Kenyans!!

5.05pm
The bus pulls to the side of the road. Yeah, we needed a break. I'm able to take a few photos of the bus (I had forgotten to do it before departure). And thanks to MAPS.ME Offline Maps (yeah, Android is this cool), I realize that we are still a number of kilometers shy of Nakuru. This is one of those places where a 3G signal is like gold and because my phone ain't rooted, I can't use a signal booster. Oh well...

5.20pm
There's a Chinese phone on board. I just heard that "excuse me darling, you have a text message" ringtone.

5.37pm
These are those moments you start questioning yourself: "Did I lock the door before I left!?" "Do I have enough money on my M-PESA account...!?" bla bla bla. Also, these are those moments you elevate mobile banking. You begin knowing that mobile banking is for travellers, and not ninjas like me who sleep under the same blanket every night for almost a whole year.
And here is someone stepping on my shoes every few minutes. Like seriously? Don't step on my shoes!!

5.37pm
This guy's Mama Kanisa just called him (the guy on my right) and they seem not to understand each other.

6.24pm
A raw avocado just dropped from the same guy's bag. Hah.

6.32pm
We're in Nakuru town. I'm also thinking about a lady and a guy I know right here in this bus. They both are "ripe" for marriage. I'm thinking can matchmake them or something, haha... I mean, this guy is a bit shy. The lady too is the introverted type. Mmmmh, maybe I can pray for both - that they may have the courage to talk... Let's wait and see...
Kuna kajam hapa hivi kwa hii town.
 
7.08pm
Tryna get a place to eat in Nakuru. Guys are heated up. Food is a dangerous thing when young people need it kinda NOW. Dangerously good. We all love blaming Esau for acting so cheap with his brother's soup, yet I know many occasions when we can beat him at his own game.
I end up eating a fake kebab (yeah, it is something close to mutura rolled in eggs then deep fried) and fries. They sale soft drinks here as if they are cocktailed in Jesus' wine at Cana. But I buy one. I have to.

8.08pm
Heading to Nairobi. 28% battery. I'm now thinking of watching one episode of The Blacklist, but with 28% battery? Naaah.

8.20pm
It is dark, and after eating, even the buzzers are asleep. With the way our driver is behaving, (driving at 40km/h), tutafika Kitengela kesho. 

22.37pm
I think I've been dozing upto now. But somewhere my slumber, people sang and someone preached. People are singing. I mean, there are two things people do when they don't know what to do: sing or sleep. But this preacher-buzzer is notorious... Who speaks for this long?

23.00pm
You appreciate your phone maps quite well when you're a traveler. Say measuring distance to your destination right in the bus. Mombasa Road is where we are. Our destination is close.

23.23pm
In Kitengela town.

23.48pm
We're here!!!
This place is super awesoooome!!
7% battery. That means no photos for now...
KAG University at night

1.00am
Bedtime.

Let's meet tomorrow, guys.

For #KAGNYC2015 #NYC2015


Bonface Morris.

Friday, April 10, 2015

Love Is A War

Prologue
Well, the words below are more of the sandals and the belt to Warren Barfield's "Love Is Not A Fight".

Love is a war
Love is a war.
It is that kind of war that you get into without wishing or thinking twice about.
Nobody wishes war for themselves actually, but the war of love is irrefutable.
It just happens. And you just happen to like it.

It is like this:

One morning you are so cool - as cool as that frail mzungu on the beach with a pink pair of shorts sipping overdiluted yet overpriced juice.
You are carefree and stuff.
You are freelance, chewing popcorn cud, bubbling with freedom and chasing your thoughts along some imaginary sandy beach.
Boy, right then, life is food and you are definitely within reach.

Then love happens.

It happens in such a manner that you (outta-nowhere) just find your shriveled self with a sword in hand begging to fight.
You are there holding that blunt sword early next morning bila hata kunawa uso.
Just like that.
In a war of love, you don't ever care about what akina Morris will say...
You are all, "Hey, nigh and nay..."
Of course you are also with a bare chest that morning, and you're still rubbing your face with the back of your hand, trying to gain sight.
You are begging for a fight.
And funny enough, no begging, no pleading and no forcing of your petty self by anyone brought you out into such a readiness for war.
No. You just jumped out.
The moment you realized that the object of your emotion is within site, you just jumped out.
Just like that.

Plainly speaking, that is your moment of utmost stupidity - and yet you seem to be so proud of it.
You are proud of being shoved in all directions up to the front line on the battleground.
And all-of-a-sudden, you're commanded out of your numbness:
"Fight! Fight! Fight for me. Fight for me, your majesty!"
Then you are aroused to life (now scratching your tummy): "Your what?" You demand to know. Then you have to discard your slothfulness for your inner mojo to match the title you now command.
For if you won't fight - if you wouldn't fight - someone else is going to fight themselves into her/his arms.
And love does not play her game in that manner.
You will lose.

Love is a war, my friend.
Take up your sword. Buckle it up. Stand. Jog. Jump up. Train yourself.
It is war. It needs practice. And training. And fervency. And madness.
War requires you to seem to know where you are headed to and what you are doing even when you don't.
You need to learn to protect it (love), and guard it, and defend it, and keep it safely.
You need to learn to fight its battles.
For love abhors losers just as the earth abhors the sky.
You need to learn to fight its battles. For love abhors losers just as the earth abhors the sky.
The war of love is like the grass that withers in the field, then the sun burns and it still withers and threatens to dry away. 
Then you come rushing in with sprinkles of water and you cloth it in it.
And you do it again tomorrow. And the day after. Up until the grass is all-green and smiling in your face again.
You just don't give up. 

The moment you find yourself carelessly holding a sword in your right arm...
Breathing uncontrollably after jumping out of the house, saying every senseless word love is making you mime,
And swearing with your lips, while wiping away your sweat with your left and still clothed in a bare chest,
Is the moment you should decide not to give up.
It is the moment you decide to be the one fetching the water when the grass seems to be drying endlessly. It is the day you choose to fight till death do you apart.
It is that day that separates men from boys, war from toys and truth from coy.

You see, you think love is peace.
And that you only need words and gifts on a leash
To throw them here and there and you are done.
To speak them here and there, then you're gone...
And you probably think that with some certain kind of a fame, color and memoirs an eternity of sweet love will suffice.
No. Love requires the aggression of a pig.
It requires the patience of light within fog.
It requires a readiness of a legion,
And the boldness of a lion.

The war of love is when you lie, "I'm okay"
While deep inside you are ready to pounce on the victim any day.
In such a war, you'll always claim, "It'll be okay"
When deep within you are peculiarly uncertain of what price time will pay.
The war of love is where the heart plays but the body lies down sick.
Love is where the mind dances but the body is numb and weak.
In this war, thorns to your feet have to be considered as water to the duck...
In this war, you struggle to forgive because the agitations of the so-called "gut feeling" are telling you, "Morris, she doesn't deserve it. She doesn't deserve to be forgiven..."
Love is overcoming your lust and the unholy longings within and subduing them under.
Love is when you fight for nothing else but itself.
Love is when you hack your selfishness to pieces just so that you may redeem yourself.
Love is like the paradox of a bird that pants for free air but is also contented with the cage.
The bird whose lifespan is like that of a phage...
The war of love is as dangerous as it is harmless.
The war of love is as life-giving as it is lifeless.

The war of love is as dangerous as it is harmless. The war of love is as life-giving as it is lifeless.
How else will you tend it if you didn't fight enough to acquire and keep it? 
How else will you value it if you didn't go up the mountain and slide through valleys to have a taste of it?
Haven't you heard that the sweetest love is the one you fight for? The one you'd die for?
And that nothing pays, and that nothing is of worth which you haven't fought for?
Haven't you heard that love is a battlefield?
And that only the brave can share the warmth from which it is built?
They say that if you love enough, you have to learn freedom.
But they forget this: they forget to tell us that freedom is a kingdom.
And that to love freely is to conquer the odds of emotion, deception and depiction.
Yes, to love freely means conquering over yourself - taking reign over the kingdom of freedom.
And that requires war.
Yes, it does.

Love is a war.
It demands that you fight yourself into someone's heart.
That's why love is not easy. It requires you to get hurt.
But it is a beautiful war.
A war where instead of getting bruised, you enjoy the stir.
You enjoy more when there is war than when it is no more.
It is a beautiful war.

Love is warring against wanting another.
It is a warfare against desire for another.
It is choosing to fight for one, while overlooking every other.
It is choosing to be contented with one and forsaking every other.
It is fighting against being lured into a trap by the haunty woman.
Or being seduced by the weak woman.
It is a war of desire, thought and want.
It is a battleground for what you need, not what you want...

Love is like this:

Love is like making promises with a sword in one hand and a glass of wine in the other.
While guarding yourself lest one overwhelms the other.
Love is trusting that you won't fall on your sword while drunk.
And that if you ever are tempted to fall on your sword, the scars will remind you of the place and moment you fell to the ground.
Love doesn't want to risk dying because you were a skunk.
No, love would kill you if you ever tried to make it die and face the stink.

Epilogue
Even while loving Christ, we war against our flesh.
We fight with all our might to win the prize - we fight through surrender.
We fight not like men beating the air but like warriors behind a faithful commander.
We war against every trash, against every teeth that threatens to gnash.
We love so much that we war.
Because He loved and loves so much that He warred in order to have us in His arms.
Love is a war.
And it's Him who came to us to teach us that LOVE IS A BEAUTIFUL WAR....


.........................
Written for my one and only love for whom I'll never stop fighting...
You now get it bae, when I say, "We are at war..."
*Winks and smiles*



Morris.

Thursday, April 2, 2015